Alright, y'all, it's kinda rough yet, but fun. Sung to The Kill (Bury Me) by 30 Seconds to Mars:

The Cook (Bake With Me)

What if I wanted to bake?
Shove a whole cake in your face?
What would you do?
What if I started with flour
Couldn’t take a mix anymore
What would you do, do, do?

Come break some eggs
Bake with me, bake with me
Bring my apron, would you?

Or what if I wanted to cook
Make recipes out of a book
What would you do?
You say you wanted scones
And glazed honeybuns
I’m not cooking for you (for you)

Come, break some eggs
Bake with me, bake with me
Bring my apron, would you?
Look at that page,
Was that two cups, was it three?
All I wanted was juice...

I tried to go all raw food
But I needed the heat
I know now, cooking’s what I really want to eat
I finally found my stove
With all its eyes and dials
I know now, COOKING’S WHAT I REALLY WANT!

Ah, ah
Oh, oh
Ah, ah

Come, break some eggs
Bake with me, bake with me
Bring my apron, would you?
Look at that page,
Was that two cups, was it three?
All I wanted was JUICE!!!

Cheryl Dendy Feb 2013