Showing posts with label parenting. Show all posts
Showing posts with label parenting. Show all posts

Monday, July 18, 2011

In Or Out!

I found this in one of my documents folders. I must have written it during a period when I didn't have 'net at home and forgotten about it! Found it cute, so I'm sharing it now.

In or Out



Remember when we were kids, and our mothers yelled at us, “in or out! You‘re letting all the heat out” ? There was always something requiring multiple trips in and out the door, much to our mother’s chagrin. Inside, outside, door opening and slamming. You just HAD to let the door slam…you were in too big of a hurry to close it gently. Mama unable to concentrate on her conversation - phone or in person. Or her "stories", or her book.

Kids today are the same. I think it’s a universal thing. Somewhere in Botswana a mother yells “Kotu! IN or out. I can’t stand the slamming of that tent flap even ONE MORE TIME! And you‘re letting all the heat in!”

My boys are in to get this, out to do that. They love to - Oh, and THIS is my favorite, you know - CHASE each other in the front door, through the house and out the back. Whoever is last inside locks the other out and wins, cackling with demonic glee. Incidentally, they love to play this particular game in my mini-van, also. I oughta take stock in the WD-40 company. Where is all that energy, all that joie de vivre, when I want them to pick up after themselves?

My only consolation is that someday their children will be the same way, and their children, and their children. Future generations will yell at THEIR kids, “In or out, Zoltron. All that decompression has my ears popping! And you’re letting all the heat out of the airlock.”

Cheryl Lee
05/13/2009

Thursday, September 11, 2008

Eli Mattson and Mushmouth

Tuesday night last week, our family went to a nice dinner buffet, then hurried home to settle in together and watch America's Got Talent. Or so we thought.

We'd arrived home just fine, taken our shoes off, and we were getting comfy when our youngest, aged 4, was goofing around a bit and fell, hitting his mouth on the corner of a big Rubbermaid tub. We're used to him falling and crying a bit, and I held out my hands to him for comfort. Then I saw the blood.

I said, "Ohhh..there's blood this time." Don went and grabbed a WHITE hand towel. I held it to the boy's mouth to try and slow the blood. At this point I thought he had just busted his lip, but the blood wouldn't slow at first, and wasn't JUST coming from the ouchie bottom lip. Upon further inspection, he'd torn some of the skin of the lip away from the gum, and that was the cause of the flood o' blood. He'd bruised his upper gum pretty good, too. Seeing how deep the lip was cut, and seeing that ickyness under the upper lip, I informed Daddy a trip to the ER was in order. Daddy immediately goes into freakout mode: "Why? What's it--what--why?" Which causes the baby man to go into fresh cries, this time of panic rather than pain. I'm trying to give comfort, staunch bloodflow, keep blood OFF my workclothes, and soothe Dad all at the same time.

We all got our shoes back on. I had the presence of mind to start the VCR recording for AGT (was gonna start in like 20 min), and we headed out the door, lil holding his own towel now. (Still managing to cry through the fluffy terry-ness)

We'd arrived at the end of valet time, but we managed to find one of the "Emergency Patients Only" spots right outside the doors. I was worried about the kid, but also had visions of CPS visits in my head...especially seeing as his first day of school was the following DAY.

Once inside, I was careful to try and let lil answer for himself. But of course IF we could get him to move the towel, poor thing sounded like Mushmouth from Fat Albert. We went through triage pretty quickly, and they took us back to one of the trauma rooms. I finally got to wash my hands, and wet a paper towel to wash off lil's hands, as well. We told him he could put the towel down now, but he showed us that when he put it up there and pulled it away, there was more blood on it. Ok, fine, whatever makes you feel better. But then the shock had worn off and he was saying OW a lot. The nurse came in, asked what happened, talked to him a bit. As she left, she pulled the door shut, telling us the room across the hall was the prisoner room, and the language sometimes could peel paint. Wonderful! Something else to worry about.

Then the intern came in, asked what happened, then asked him if he wanted something to make it feel better. I asked him if he wanted Tylenol or Ivory Potion (what my kids call Ibuprofen), and he said, "ibory poshub." She brought him an ice-pack and later a nurse brought a dose of Ivory...errr, Ibuprofen.

So there we were, sitting in a trauma room in the ER, watching America's Got Talent cause we just can't miss seeing if Eli makes it through (and he wasn't even on til THIS WEEK). At least we were together, watching it as a family, even if we weren't at home, and even if one of us had this HUGE ice pack held up to his poor lips with one hand, and reaching for (and holding) Mama's hand with his other.

After a while, the intern came back in with the ER doctor. He introduced himself and shook hands with Don and then me, saying he was Dr so-and-so, the Physician on Duty. Don snickered as he closed the door once again, saying "he said doody."

I can't take him anywhere!

It flew over the Dr's head, but the intern got it. She chuckled a bit.

Doctor took a look, said we'd let the frenulum heal on its own, but we'd need a couple of stitches in the bottom lip. They'd put in ones that would dissolve within a few days, they said, and the lip would probably be healed even before they dissolved. He told the intern how to do the stitches - one down inside the lip, and one bringing the skin surface together - and left. Meanwhile middle child piped up he had to pee. Don took him in search of a bathroom, with lil trailing behind, cause he ALWAYS has to pee.

Lil got back to the room just ahead of the intern with her lil kits of torture, and she got all set up. I ran interference at the door, and when Don came back with ds6, I asked him to go find me something to drink. Don has a MAJOR needle phobia. He can get shots and have blood drawn, as long as he doesn't SEE the needle.

Lil was pretty brave for the numbing needle, except for keeping putting his tongue in the way and saying it tasted bad. I thought it would be cool to watch the stitches being put in, and I was fine until it seemed like he was feeling some of it, then I got wound up inside. I'm afraid Don got his head bitten off a bit after the intern and the nurse who assisted her left, and Don was fidgeting with the bed, trying to get it back like it had been before they did the procedure. He was starting to get stressed out with it, and I just couldn't take one more thing at that point, yanno?

Poor lil was right as rain after. Playing and being his old self that very same night. Poor Mama, though, is still recovering. At least he doesn't have the fat lip anymore, and even that seemed to bother me a lot more than him.

On a side note, Eli IS through to the Top 10. Woohoo!

Monday, July 28, 2008

Adventures in Parenting

(originally published on Multiply Dec 2007)

It's not for sissies, you know. The other day, I left work and went to pick up my younger two boys, ages 5.5 and 3.5. When we got home, I had to immediately do what I usually have to do upon arriving home.

I went to the bathroom.

As I am sitting there, I decide to go ahead and take off my work pants, cause the boys and I are about to do some picking up. But my legs are cold, so I'd like to go ahead and put my sweatpants on. I hear the boys in my room - right outside the bathroom - so I yell for one of them to please bring me my sweatpants.

"What?" I hear back.

"Please bring me my sweatpants. They're on top of the cooler in front of the TV dresser."

"Where are they?"

*sigh* "They're on top of the little cooler. It's on the floor in front of the dresser where the TV is."

(from the little one) "The cooler in the ba'ment?" Little feet pattering toward the basement door...

"NO! No, not in the basement. The LITTLE blue and white cooler. It's in MAMA'S ROOM."

"I can't see it."

"Of course you can't see it...my sweatpants are draped over it right now. Look for a black pair of sweatpants draped over the little cooler."

"What do they look like?"

"They're BLACK, and vaguely COOLER-SHAPED at the moment. Just look on the floor in front of the dresser!!"

By now I can sense I'm losing them, even if they COULD find it, now they're no longer interested. I finish the job, including the paperwork, and go out into my bedroom. They've vanished. I actually CALL them back in the room! I pick up my pants...shake them at the children, and point to the cooler.

"THAT little cooler!"

"OOOOHHhhhhh...." they both breathe. (middle child) "We didn't see it."

The little one pipes up, "That goes in the ba'ment."